June 2012
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May 2012
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math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
May 25th
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Orgo: Hey, I just met you
Orgo: And this is crazy
Orgo: But I'm about to steal your soul from you but you can't do anything about it because you need me to graduate and/or go to medical school
Orgo: So study me maybe?
May 23rd
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May 13th
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May 11th
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Parents: Your room is a mess.
Me: Actually according to the Second Law of Thermodynamics, the universe tends toward disorder so it's not really my fault.
May 8th
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May 2nd
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May 1st
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April 2012
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peetas: Imagine if there was a chemistry fandom and people shipped elements with other elements and then other people were like NO THAT ONLY FORMS A COVALENT BOND IONIC BONDS ARE BETTER and they have ship wars over sodium chloride and sodium carbonate http://sciencejokes.tumblr.com
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